Jessica Simpson brushes teeth, hooks up with Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson said that she can find love anywhere; she now has found it in the arms of former NFL star Eric Johnson, according to media reports. After a high profile case of getting dumped by quarterback Tony Romo, news has been sparse about any replacement male cohorts, giving lovelorn fans around the nation cause for hope. Too bad she only seems to like football. Love is not the only thing Jessica Simpson has found recently: she recently sent out a tweet announcing a new vegan diet and a new exotic Chinese tea.

According to report from TMZ, picking up Eric Johnson was not the only thing Jessica Simpson did in May: she also brushed her teeth. Simpson's mom, thrilled with the news reportedly photographed her daughter to commemorate the event. According to TMZ, Simpson says she does not like the feel of clean teeth (How can this stuff be real?).Eric Johnson, an NFL Tight End, most recently played for the New Orleans Saints, although they dumped him as part of their effort to make the championship. After jettisoning the star, the Saints made their championship appearance without him, showing the world that Johnson was not as much of an asset as he may have thought. Before that, he played for the San Francisco 49ers.

Earlier this year, Eric Johnson filed for divorce from his wife. That divorce has reportedly not yet been finalized.

Mutual friends introduced the pair, media sources say. Those who regard Jessica Simpson for her dizziness and low intellectual capacity may question the compatibility of the pair, seeing that Eric Johnson went to Yale. Even as the Los Angeles Times makes light of Jessica Simpson’s famous ear candle experience that went very public at the end of last year on YouTube, Simpson’s intelligence does not seem to be held in high regard by many reporters.