Saturday, October 29, 2011

Baby by Christmas?

Jessica Simpson’s husband-to-be Eric Johnson didn’t know what to get the billionaire beauty for X-mas so he gave her the one thing she doesn’t already have: A baby!

Jessica sealed the news this week after stepping out in Manhattan yesterday wearing a skin-tight shirt that showed off her perfectly round baby bump. The photos, which can be seen below, prove just how far along the singer/actress is and, according to experts, she could be welcoming her bundle of joy by Christmas!

“She looks to be 26 weeks, which is around six months,” a Boston-based gynaecologist told RadarOnline. “It’s definitely a pregnancy and not weight gain. You can tell by the shape of her abdomen, her belly wouldn’t be that rounded if it was just fat.”
Looks like there’s no hiding it anymore Jess. The question is, when will she actually admit it?

The truth is, by that time, no one will care!

Are you finally convinced that Jess is pregnant?

Jessica Simpson Tweets From …

This week, however, Simpson’s followers were treated to some TMI from the singer-now-shoe-designer when she tweeted from the toilet. Simpson posted a photo from the bathroom at Bergdof Goodman of herself sitting on the john, her feet dangling above the floor, with the caption, “Short girl problems.”

First off, if you’re shopping at Bergdof Goodman, chances are you don’t have many problems. Second, if your legs are too short to touch the floor, ostensibly your arms are too short to photograph the rest of you from this angle — so who, pray tell, took this picture? Third, you’re in a public however high end restroom and you design killer stilletos. Where in the name of all that are your shoes?
Fourth — and this is just a reminder to everyone – big, tall, short or small, girls don’t poop. Just throwing that out there.

Height has nothing to do with this. Aside from being barefoot in a public bathroom (gross!), Simpson’s biggest problem is that she’s short on discretion.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant?

Jessica Simpson fuelled speculation that she’s expecting her first child with fiancĂ© Eric Johnson when she postponed their November 11 wedding, and refused to drink champagne during a birthday toast.

The Dukes Of Hazard beauty recently cancelled her wedding with sources claiming she didn’t want to be a “plus size bride”. Despite a rigorous exercise regime with celeb fitness expert Tracey Anderson, Jess has failed to lose weight for her big day with insiders claiming the star’s piling on the pounds because she’s expecting!

A source said, “She’s already having kooky cravings! The baby is due in the spring (2012). [She’s] doing little to dispel the pregnancy rumours that have been swirling for the last few weeks.”

Adding, “She’s seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it’ll be good for people to know that she has a baby on board.”

Insisting the wedding has been postponed a source said, “Both she and her partner are very happy. They’ll be getting married after the baby is born.”

Jessica Simpson Might Be Pregnant

Nick Lachey might’ve gotten remarried first, but if the rumors and “reports” are true, then Jessica Simpson beat her ex to something else: Multiple outlets say that the singer and one-time Newlyweds star might be expecting her first child.

But take this announcement with a grain of salt, since it’s coming from In Touch Weekly and not a more reputable source like People. They say that at fiancĂ© Eric Johnson‘s 32nd birthday party recently, Jessica sent back her glass of champagne. From there, we jump to a source saying she’s already having “kooky cravings,” especially (this triggers our gag reflexes) nacho chips dipped in chocolate.

Celebitchy points to a recent blind item from Blind Gossip, posted a little over a week ago, that definitely seems to fit:
This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.

The detail that most fits is “depending on the day, she’s either gorgeous or ugly”: Jess has certainly had a tough time of it in the media, getting constant criticism for her mom jeans and her fluctuating weight.

This would seem to explain the rumors that Jessica was getting cold feet and the wedding would be pushed off indefinitely, though In Touch says that she and Eric will get hitched before the baby arrives in the spring. Oh, and remember what I said about People? Celebuzz reports that the magazine is coming out with a “special pregnancy announcement” in the next few weeks. So we’ll hunker down and wait for a big announcement over Twitter or in the mag, and in the meantime scrutinize pics of Jessica like the one above.

Jessica Simpson 'postpones wedding'

Jessica Simpson has reportedly postponed her wedding.

The 30-year-old singer turned fashion mogul is said to be undecided as to what kind of big day she wants to have with fiance Eric Johnson.

The couple got engaged over 10 months ago but Us Weekly has claimed that all plans for the nuptials have been put on hold.

"Everything is up in the air," an insider told the publication. "She can't figure out what kind of day she wants."

"Some days she wants a big wedding in Hawaii, then other days she wants something closer to home."

But friends close to the star, who has built a billion dollar empire with her clothing and accessories line, say that it is more than deciding on the venue that is delaying the wedding.
"She was so gung ho about planning their wedding, and now she's gone dark," a pal said. "She won't commit to a date."

Although Simpson got engaged within days of her ex-husband Nick Lachey, while he got remarried in July to Vanessa Minnillo, Simpson still apparently has cold feet.

There have also been numerous reports that the Dukes of Hazzard star is expecting her first child but she has not confirmed these recent claims.