Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Jessica Simpson Gains Weight And A Different Reality Show

8 July, 2010 - Hoping that they pick up a few more viewers, the next season on Jessica Simpson's VH1 reality show, The Price of Beauty, will get a new face lift. Us Weekly reports, to make the show...more interesting...it will focus on Simpson giving people makeovers, like she did on the season finale episode.
Jessica showed us some of her "price of beauty" at the grand opening of the Casino Club at The Greenbrier in West Sulfur Springs, West Virginia on Friday, June 2nd. You can tell Jessica has gained a bit of weight and makeup since the filming of her show. Seriously, what an unflattering dress. Maybe you shouldn't be giving the make-overs next season, Jess.
VH1 says the new show will air in 2011. Simpson claimed she found her life's calling during taping of The Price of Beauty, "I'm not saying I'm changing the world...But...to be able to sit with my dad and [create] Price of Beauty... It's similar to missionary work. It was what I was called to do and called to be."
Hold up, she thinks her reality show can be compared to missionary work? Missionary work involves some heavier stuff than working on how you can feel beautiful. Jessica, try building a house for a family in New Orleans or spend some time with Haitian children then think about the comment you made.

Jessica Simpson's Fitness Endeavors

It’s no secret that she’s struggled with her weight as of late, and yesterday (June 30) Jessica Simpson was spotted hitting a local gym in Los Angeles.

The “With You” songstress looked a bit disheveled as she strolled out to her car with a few friends, sporting some workout gear. In career news, Ms. Simpson’s VH1 show “The Price of Beauty” is getting a facelift, with some major changes coming for season 2.
A network rep announced, "We are here to stay with Jessica and are committed to this journey and this message with her about women, self image, etc… all through Jessica’s totally unique and unfiltered lens. We are really excited about the next step, which we will announce soon and will air on VH1 in 2011."

Jessica Simpson goes vegan, has visions

8 July, 2010 - LOS ANGELES — Jessica Simpson had a weekend of natural eating, sipping tea and a few "intense visions."

On Sunday, Simpson took to her Twitter account to share her latest health regime with her fans. "Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since Friday!" Simpson wrote, referring to the practice of placing cups on your body. "Who am I right now? This might be too clean!"

The reality star also did some deep thinking on Sunday — possibly experiencing a whole new world.
The reality star also did some deep thinking on Sunday — possibly experiencing a whole new world.

"Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!," she continued in another Tweet, explaining, "Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend."

Jessica Simpson's 'Price Of Beauty' Could Now Be A Makeover Show

Breaking news: something disappointing is getting even more disappointing. We've always been unimpressed with Jessica Simpson's show, "The Price of Beauty," in which she and her best friends, Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, travel around the world to discover what "beauty" means in other cultures.

But scratch that idea. Now it could become a makeover show.

A source tells US Weekly the show "is being retooled" for season two, which will air on VH1 in 2011. Instead of Simpson and pals traveling the world, she may give makeovers to people closer to home instead.
Even though I thought Jessica Simpson -- she of the Restylane fish lips and crash diets -- was always the wrong woman to host a feel-good, body-positive show, I still thought traveling the globe to examine "beauty" in other cultures was a good idea. So many opportunities to be educational! So much promise!

Then I watched the first episode and wanted to hide my American passport. That girl horrified me. As I described in my recap:

"The Price of Beauty" was a rather embarrassing display about rude American tourists who make inappropriate jokes and shriek, squeal and squirm when offered strange food. When Miss American Pie Jessica Simpson burst into a fit of sniggering giggles while meditating in a Buddhist temple with a Thai monk, I covered my eyes with my hands and winced.

Jessica Simpson brushes teeth, hooks up with Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson said that she can find love anywhere; she now has found it in the arms of former NFL star Eric Johnson, according to media reports. After a high profile case of getting dumped by quarterback Tony Romo, news has been sparse about any replacement male cohorts, giving lovelorn fans around the nation cause for hope. Too bad she only seems to like football. Love is not the only thing Jessica Simpson has found recently: she recently sent out a tweet announcing a new vegan diet and a new exotic Chinese tea.

According to report from TMZ, picking up Eric Johnson was not the only thing Jessica Simpson did in May: she also brushed her teeth. Simpson's mom, thrilled with the news reportedly photographed her daughter to commemorate the event. According to TMZ, Simpson says she does not like the feel of clean teeth (How can this stuff be real?).
Eric Johnson, an NFL Tight End, most recently played for the New Orleans Saints, although they dumped him as part of their effort to make the championship. After jettisoning the star, the Saints made their championship appearance without him, showing the world that Johnson was not as much of an asset as he may have thought. Before that, he played for the San Francisco 49ers.

Earlier this year, Eric Johnson filed for divorce from his wife. That divorce has reportedly not yet been finalized.

Mutual friends introduced the pair, media sources say. Those who regard Jessica Simpson for her dizziness and low intellectual capacity may question the compatibility of the pair, seeing that Eric Johnson went to Yale. Even as the Los Angeles Times makes light of Jessica Simpson’s famous ear candle experience that went very public at the end of last year on YouTube, Simpson’s intelligence does not seem to be held in high regard by many reporters.

Jessica Simpson's Nude Nightmare

Jul. 8, 2010 - Poor, fashion-challenged Jessica Simpson, at the opening of the Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., in a nude geometric gown. Why, oh why, is this gorgeous, curvy babe almost always a disaster on the red carpet?!

Tell us what you think of J.Simp's getup. Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.

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Jessica Simpson Shocks Her System With New Vegan Diet

Jessica Simpson is totally paying the Price Of Beauty despite her claims that she is psychologically over her body issues. During her VH1 reality show, Jessica Simpson went on and on about women in American society and the pressures for beauty they should ignore. In typical celebrity fashion, as soon as the curtains close and the cameras stop rolling, Jessica Simpson is back to doing what she was doing before to 'shock' her system back to skinny. Just yesterday, Jessica Simpson tweeted to her followers:

“Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since Friday!”
As soon as the obvious backlash hit, Jessica Simpson replied with this lame excuse:

“Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight!. It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinity.”

Jessica Simpson First Photos After Extreme Diet

Jessica Simpson has been no stranger to the media’s criticism of celebrity weight gains. It hit a high when the media exploded with uncomplimentary articles after an unflattering photo emerged of her in high-waisted pants during a concert. But that wasn’t the first time Jessica faced issues with her body image in the public eye. When she first hit the music scene, she was under constant pressure to be slim like other pop stars, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. Then again, she was splashed all over the internet when she was in her slimmest frame, as she worked out to fit in that skimpy pink bikini and daisy dukes for the Dukes of Hazard movie. But Jessica has fought back, specifically with her own reality series, Price of Beauty (VH1), in which she travels the world and discovers what other cultures find beautiful. It was the purest forms of “take that” to the media any celebrity in the same situation has done. (Others like Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt just dropped the pounds in retort.)
But the media has latched onto Jessica’s newest diet, a combination of a vegan diet, pu-er tea and cupping, as a way for her to lose what they think of as those few extra pounds she’s been carrying around lately. Even though Jessica took to her twitter account to deny it’s to lose weight!

Jessica Simpson Says Dieting Has “Nothing To Do With Weight”

Jessica Simpson is always catching snarky comments about her weight, even when she looks great. It’s got to hurt, at least a little. So why would she go and invite commentary about her body by tweeting about her detox and diet regimens? Jess posted:

“Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since Friday!”
Pu-erh tea is supposed to be good for detoxing (especially for hangovers, evidently) and weight loss. Cupping is a Chinese medicine practice that uses heated glass cups on your skin to “suck” toxins out. Vegan diet, self explanatory.

She later explained what she was up to:

“Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight!. It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinity.”

Hold the phone. The woman who claims “REAL WOMEN EAT MEAT” decides to go vegan for hydration and aklalinity? I don’t buy it. I also think her body is fine. She often picks clothes that accentuate all the wrong areas, or that just don’t work for her – you know, at all – but there’s nothing wrong with curves. She just needs a new stylist and she’ll be just fine.

Almost exposed in a restaurant

Jessica Simpson almost exposed herself in a restaurant.

The singer-and-actress was eating a meal with friends at the Beverley Hills Hotel Polo Lounge recently when a morsel of food accidentally flew off her fork and disappeared down her low-cut top, causing her to scream out in surprise.
The US star dug around to retrieve the food stuff, “ruffling up” her top in such a way that fellow diners in the restaurant were becoming so uncomfortable they had to look away.