Jessica Simpson's Nude Nightmare

Jul. 8, 2010 - Poor, fashion-challenged Jessica Simpson, at the opening of the Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., in a nude geometric gown. Why, oh why, is this gorgeous, curvy babe almost always a disaster on the red carpet?!

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